Charlie Watts, Still on the Drums

Dammit! Start the presses! Y'know, I thought I was on the cutting edge breakin' the news how Charlie Watts had left the Stones, but not minutes after I publish the story, Brit music magazine NME uploads the band's urgent press release that emphatically states how the Wattsman is STILL IN THE ROLLING STONES. The full text:

"Contrary to a fabricated story that ran this morning on a small music web site
in Australia, drummer Charlie Watts has not left The Rolling Stones,"
the group explained in a statement.

Well, there ya go. I still hope the rumor's true just so Matt and I can finally work on a Definitive List o' Top Six: Rolling Stones Drummers We'd Like to See. Here's some "Honky Tonk":