VOTE OR DIE!!!! (for us on Metalsucks.net)

We threw our hat in the ring for metal news site METALSUCKS.net's "Take Over Metalsucks For A Day" contest, and, holy shit, we made it to the finals. Alright! Turns out our comment was among the ten funniest to the site's editors and they included us in their open poll, the winner of which will get to run their site on Friday, August 28th. A Heavy Duty win will mean funny YouTube clips, classic Duty re-posts, an assuredly super-cool Early Man essay, and oh so much more. All of you Duty disciples, please head over to Metalsucks' contest page and vote for us before polls close Monday night at midnight EST.

Now that's Metalsucks' Take Over Metalsucks For a Day page or for those of you who are scared of hyperlinks you can cut 'n paste:

http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/18/our-best-contest-ever-part-2-finalists-to-take-over-metalsucks-for-a-day/

Keep in mind I posted thing under my name "d e v o n" and not under "The Heavy Duty" so don't get confused and vote for that Ziltoid asshole when you meant to vote us.

Thanks for your support, and as a special bonus here's what we said to Metalsucks' "Tell Us How We Suck" contest prompt:

Oooh, look at me, I’m MetalSucks! I steal all my news from Blabbermouth and then link to the St Petersburg Times so it looks like I did the legwork work mah-self! My contributors scoured the Metal Sludge message boards for cutesy hair-metal handles and threw “-berg” on the end so no one would notice! I “broke” the story about Cannibal Corpse’s guitarist becoming an Arizona golf pro last May, but acted like you hadn’t read the news back in 2006! I only write about bands with shitty deathcore breakdowns and Baroness artwork, and when I take the day off I make ya feel like I’m doing YOU a favor! Wheeeeee!

Pretty great, huh? Don't forget to tell your friends, hopefully anyone in the IT industry who knows a little something about ballot rigging. And if that fails, we can still do our best to drive some mo' traffic this way and become pretend best friends with Metalsucks' editors Axl Rosenberg and Vince Neilstein!