An alternate top six (dare I say "six pack") in no particular order:
Kiss: whatever you may think of the band, who doesn't like a good smooch or chocolate candy? Except the loveless and lactose-intolerant, of course but who cares about them?
Sugar: An even sweeter band name than Sweet.
Vanilla Fudge: Sounds yummy just typing it.
Goodness: 'Nuff Said.
Tonic: similar to the Cure, except less makeup.
AC/DC: who doesn't like electricity except the Amish?
Good lord. The Heavy Duty enters my mind through my ears instead of my eyes! Praise Allah!
Bands named after awesome shit? How about Goatwhore? Don't knock it til you try it...
I got a band on one of my Death tribute albums called "Preparation H". I mean, I guess that's kinda like the Cure, only for a deep down sort of itchin'.
This is retarded...I mean mentally disabled... but how 'bout the Doors? I mean, how difficult would life be without those fucking things around? Am I the only one who thinks of this shit?
I dunno. Until I find out what an "Inquinok" is, or a band comes out called "Jessica Rabbit is Real and wants my Baby Batter", I'm fresh out.
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