Cheaps Eats And The Duty

It's common knowledge that most metal fans that would consider themselves Heavy Duty don't have time with all the rockin' to take care of trivial things like cook and clean. Hey, that Wikipedia page on viking metal isn't gonna read itself, no? The dishes can fuckin' wait.

So your crack Duty staff always keeps our noses to the wind for some cheap eats for our faithful, so we tried this knew chicken sando from The Golden Arches of Heart Failure. And it was fuckin' fantastic. Only one small issue: It tastes exactly the same as the chicken sandwiches we get from AM/PM! WTF! And then someone informs us that McD's is trying to rip of Chick-Fil-A with this new offering! My god! That's a clucker-fuck of fast food confusion!

To be fair, since we don't have a Chick-Fil-A anywhere near our headquarters, we can't give an accurate recommendation on which grease bomb to fill your metal lovin' bellies with. Go out there and try them for yerselves if you dare. Just remember to wash down that bird with and ice cold Diet Mountain Dew, the Heavy Duty non-alcoholic drink of choice.