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Math Is Hard, Let's Go Shopping!

So some of the stuff we listen to is kinda dumb. We know what yer thinkin', slow down there cowboy. It might be dumb, but it ain't stupid. We'd like to think all this stuff is just calculated buffoonery because it's more fun that way, no? All them songs about frosty warriors, havin' erections, and girls gottin' rhythm go along better with 4/4 riffage and face metlin' arpeggios. But sometimes we do listen to some stuff that makes us feel like smart guys for a bit. Like this:



See? We're not apposed to gettin' intellectual once and awhile. But after our tenth PBR and third shot of Jager, all we wanna do is cut some cake with our knife. Yes indeed.

We Heart the Blizzard Beasts

Just a friendly reminder to tell ya that we think Immortal fucking rules. A few months back, right when we thought music couldn't get any better, we picked up Sons of Northern Darkness and immediately said, "Holy shit! Abbath, where have you been all our lives?"


There's something about Immortal that makes us glad to be alive. Is it their bad-ass panda makeup? Their frosty songs about ice demons? Their pointy shin guards? You bet! But what really gets our boats a-floatin' is their thrash metal breakdowns! So far we've picked up, like, four Immortal discs and each one is chock full of six minute tunes that guarantee at least one but probably two fist-pumping, head-banging bridges that get us grinning time and time again. And here at the Heavy Duty our bread is power chords and our butter is half-time grooves so you know that when At the Heart of Winter starts a-blasting we're already strapping on the feedbag.


So Immortal, we loves ya. You eased us aboard this black metal train, you made us the coolest guys on the employee bus, and so far you've put out a handful of records we're forever proud to own. Salut Abbath, Horgh, Demonaz, and that dude who sometimes plays the bass! You've changed our lives for the better and we're feverishly awaiting your grim return!