But then we scrolled down a bit and saw that this tour hits Heavy Duty's Seattle HQ on Halloween. Wait. That's the same day we already bought tickets to see Rollins! Noooooo!!!!! Goddamnit. It seems like every few months we turn around and find some bad-ass metal tour passing us by in favor of California or Salt Lake, but this time when our favorite band of last year is set to open for contenders for our favorite bands of this year and they're all playin' right down the street on the most creepiest day of the year we've got something we never have: plans. What a drag.
But right then we heard a voice that said, "Hey, us, stop being a bunch of pussies! Remember when you fellas drove to Colorado just to see GWAR???" Hey, yeah, we totally remember that, and it made us even more super bad-ass. Why, this Gojira tour (forty-minute set be damned, we're mostly in it for these French duders) stops in nearby P-Town only the day before and we ain't gonna let some goshdarned three hour drive stop us from being the scary metal dudes we always knew we were.
So we're here to tell ya that you too should all take your quarter-assed excuses and shove 'em. Don't let "I'm tired" or "I have to work" ruin what'll guarantee to be a metal adventure to out-metal all metal adventures. Don't you know that Gojira's fucking amazing?!?! That Behemoth is some kind of wickedly brutal Polish blackened death machine?!?!? Or that Job For A Cowboy has crazy hype as new-fangled Death Metal superstars?!?!?Buy your tickets now. We'll see you at the bar.
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