So now that you've woken up from yer All-American fuckyeah hotdog 'n PBR induced coma, it's time to figure out what the fuck to do this weekend. And, more importantly, what to listen to while you find new ways to describe how awesome Dolph is to the non-believers. Well, once again the Heavy Duty comes through for you and tells ya what is and what should never be.
Ya see, today is the 28th birthday of long time Duty reader and Hispanic porn enthusiast Ryan Hancock (The Heavy Duty is not responsible for any seizures induced by clicking on that link.) Ryan's claim to fame is the ability to sing any song ever written just like Axl Rose would. Stone sober, no less. Hey, everyone has their calling, ours is seeing how many times we can write "fuck" in one post (fuck). So in honour of Mr. Cock his and his unrelenting passion for all things 1987, let's make GNR the band for yo weekend!
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