Monday, July 02, 2007

Eh, Hell Is For Children Anyway


Heaven and Hell just posted their final U.S. tour dates and once again Heavy Duty got boned. We were psyched to check out the Dio/Iommi reunion especially with Queens "Poor Man's Dream Theatre" Ryche and Alice "Showtunes" Cooper opening, but the closest they be coming to the glorious Northwest is Reno, Nevada, where the last thing we wants to see is wrinkly mugs and wheedly-wheedlys. Mark our words, if that Nostradamus mega-tour don't come our way we're outta heeeere.

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  1. And we fly the Dio flag higher than any other muthafuckers. Shit.
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  2. Whoa....sorry I'm late. Baggin' on the Vinman for the Weedly? Fuck off, monkey-boy. Michael Angelo, yes. Not just yes, but hell yes. But Vinnie? Pull yer head out, son. Plug in, turn up, and show me what you got. Until then, your chugga-chugga-thump-thump just ain't cuttin' it.

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