In more "who the fuck cares?" news, thrash metal "pioneers" Anthrax are planning to announce their brand new singer at the end of next month! Heavy Duty isn't exactly holding our breath in anticipation, although we are curious to see how these guys will try to make yet another heavy metal comeback that absolutely no one will give two shits about. Will they reunite with Neil Turbin to recapture some sweet Fistful of Metal glory? Grovel for the saintly return of John Bush? Or will Internet voters exert their keyboard-tappin' muscle and get early Maiden piper Paul Di'Anno behind the mic? We're not sure who'll fill the shoes of the not-so-mighty BellaD, but we've got a suspicion that Scott Ian's mid-May jam with American Idol's Bo Bice involved more than two dudes talkin' 'bout their favorite Gillette products.
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