It's been a few weeks, so we can't remember all the details on how this idea came to us, but we knew we were on to something big. It all started with band number one on this list and our previously silent hatred for all things Steve Winwood. That guy is ass, brutha. And his band's name is horri-awful, too. And it got us thinkin' about band names and why anyone would name there band certain things. This is important stuff, people, stay with us. So without further flibba flabba, here is the Heavy Duty's "Top Six Bands That Named Themselves After Things Nobody Likes:"
6. Dave Matthews Band: Sing in your actual voice, douche bag!
5. Bush: It used to mean something great. Now, not so much.
4. Muddy Waters: Is this about the hooker with the dysentery?
3. Widespread Panic: AAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
2. The Police: Sure they serve and protect, but our taillight is out and we've had a few too many.
1. Traffic: How's your drive time commute? Fuck that shit. EVERYONE in the history of all time hates traffic. Whatever.
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