Pretty Soon We'll Be Wearin' Corpse Paint

Once again those hipster skatepunk fashionistas at Vice Magazine read our fucking minds. First they hype up our much-beloved NYC struttin' sleazsters Cheesy B and now they dedicate the entire week to Black Metal! Sure, we thought our "Immortal is badass" post was pretty great, but to have these guys take notice? What an honor.


Head over to VBS.tv and watch all five parts of "True Norwegian Black Metal" where you're sure to learn all about Black Metal's church-burnin' past, Norway's frigid wilderness, and the stone cold craziness of Gorgoroth's goateed singin' man Gaahl. He was locked up, you know. For torturing a guy! Wow. If Varg's the hit single, he's the deep album cut, that's for sure. Really, this streaming web exclusive video thingy is top-notch and that's coming from guys who thought the Vice DVD was total horseshit.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5: to be posted tomorrow! [UPDATE: today!]