We're Waiting For Dolph-ter Pepper

Fuck you, Hendrix Cola! If we're gonna swill some celeb beverage we're gonna stick with celebs who get better for selling out to the man. Like you, Big Stevie Seags! We dug ya already for those bad-ass paunch-enhanced aikido chops (and them sweet rhythm and blooze pickins), but now that you've got your own Lightning Bolt Jolt you are too good to be true. Double-team it with some Jimmy Dean Panchocoges and watch us ascend to heaven.